And turns out, it's not Republicans throwing granny off a cliff... It's the Fed!?

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.

Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed and our doctor choices have plummeted.

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time for BS.

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it with you.

I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can connect Main Street with Wall Street, then I've succeeded.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten.

I think God is a pretty fair guy, so tithing is a pretty fair process.

We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person.

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well.

A pretty face and a beautiful body can capture my attention, But only a beautiful and creative mind can hold it

There are those who will resent you for not being confined by their limitations.

When the bullseye becomes as big as an elephant in your mind, you won’t be able to miss it.

Everyone should be able to attend to his religious as well as his bodily needs without the police sticking their nose in.

My ultimate goal is actually to direct and develop projects. I don't want them to be big projects with a lot of special effects because that's not really what appeals to me.

We are on red alert when it comes to how we are perceiving ourselves as a species. There's no desire to be an adult. Adulthood is not a goal. It's not seen as a gift.

So we need places, laboratories, the creation of places which could be each one of our homes, where we invite people who are different, and we listen to each other, people of different class groups.

I saw the crown of France laying on the ground, so I picked it up with my sword.

At least we should learn to understand our fellow beings, for we are powerless to stop their misery, their ignominy, their suffering, their weakness, and their death.

I would put myself towards left of center.