I defy anybody to not look cool with the guns. My granny could look cool doing that!

We are never more creative than when we are at odds with the world and there is nothing so artistically destructive as comfort. Princess Leia taught me that.

Being a geek means you never have to play it cool about how much you like something.

Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy.

I think at its best the American sense of humor is the same as the British sense of humor at its best, which is to be wry and ironic and self deprecating.

I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay it off with a laugh or a scare.

I do get very angry at things. My wife has to count to ten because if she gets annoyed at me being annoyed, then I get annoyed at her being annoyed at me being annoyed.

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack.

The worst and the best that the internet ever did was give everybody a voice.

The trouble with addiction is that you can park the car but you can never switch off the engine or stop yourself from hearing the revs.

I was always Luke because I had blond hair, and my mate Stu was Han. Han was the cool one. The Jedi were never the cool ones.

Why can't life always be lived under the stars, ' she said, 'with great music and family and friends?

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost he need never regret his limited ability.

We taste Thee, O Thou Living Bread, And long to feast upon Thee still: We drink of Thee, the Fountainhead And thirst our souls from Thee to fill.

If you haven't wept deeply, you haven't begun to meditate.

A friend is not only someone who you can confide in, it is someone who can mirror the trust you have shown by confiding in you as well.

Sometimes people run out and read a lot of books, but they don't absorb anything from them. They want to read the next popular book.

Love is responsibility of an I for a You: in this consists what cannot consist in any feeling - the equality of all lovers.

He has been disassembled by her. And if she has brought him to this, what has he brought her to?

There are no creeds in mathematics.

Ah. My story. Are you certain you wish to hear it? It is long, unlikely, and remarkably unedifying -- shameful, even, to come from a minister's lips. Blasphemous, too, properly regarded.