Funny Girlfriend Quotes

Funny Girlfriend Quote of the day

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.

I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito.

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.

My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.

London is like a girlfriend I loved, then really fell out with.

My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.

I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.

And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.