Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula.

You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof I'm not willin' to try that.

You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.

The Situation's style is like super obnoxiously aggressive.

I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.

There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!

I travel every single day, but I make it a point to hit the gym. I want to look good for the summer.

Being called Angelina is like one of the worst things you could ever be called.

We're here for a reason. I believe a bit of the reason is to throw little torches out to lead people through the dark.

His love was a poison: soft and loveable, hideous yet touchable.

The idea of being vulnerable leaves a lot of room for choice. There is always room to be less foldable, more evil.

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.

A translucent person appears to glow as if from the inside. It's as though they've been lit up from inside and they appear to emit light.

Forgiveness has its comforts, but it can never give you back what you've lost.

Without the meditative background that is criticism, works become isolated gestures, historical accidents, soon forgotten.

The king of comedy is dead. Richard Pryor was the king of comedy. The rest of them are the king of copycats.

Feelings form part of a world in which time, space and frontiers do not exist.

For me, everything is cool.