From adult diapers to bedpans? Move over, Elvis, I’m the afterlife of the party!

What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?

The worst memories stick with us, while the nice ones always seem to slip through our fingers.

Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.

You don't know me. Don't ever think you know me. The only things you know about me are the things you made me do, and that illustrates your character, not mine.

I am not cute. I am the dreaded Grim Reaper. People fear me, you know. There's a whole song about it.

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.

Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart.

If she were going to die, I'd already be screaming. I'm a female bean sidhe. That's what we do.

You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot.

...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor.

the squeeky wheel gets the grease.

The distant soul can shake the distant friend's soul and make the longing felt, over untold miles.

Thousands of hopeful days came to naught before this one. This was a golden day. Never give up.

Naughtiness is a diamond of childhood.

I rather like the world. The flesh is pleasing and the Devil does not trouble me.

A feeling of continuous growth is a wonderful source of motivation and self confidence.

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.

People always want me to talk about Wonder Woman, so I do.

When I was younger, things came so easily to me. It was just natural.

I think everyone who has an interest in Reformed theology, or just in Christian theology more generally, should read John Calvin Institutes.