Dental Quotes
Dental Quote of the day
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
When we talk about the healthcare crisis in America we've got to also be talking about the dental crisis and how to address it.
Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse. Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth...so get the dental floss.
For people on social assistance, the loss of free dental care, prescription drugs and subsidized housing can greatly outweigh additional income from working. We've all heard the stories.
Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.
Bad dental hygiene can lead to respiratory infections and an increased risk for heart disease and strokes.
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be.
My mom gave me one of those cloth calendars for the kitchen. It took me three hours to sew in a dental appointment.
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams?
My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.
I've been giving free money seminars for the troops at Walter Reed Hospital and one of the Iraqi War Vets realized that the military wouldn't pay for the dental work he needed.
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.
You're a terrible cook, Daniel." "I know," he replied, "But it's the effort that counts." "I hope that's not the slogan for your dental practice.
He had hard, steady eyes, and all the comforting, reassuring charm of a dental drill. - Harry Dresden describing Morgan
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
I hate the rich snots here with a fervent passion I usually reserve only for dental work and my father.
People ask me, 'Have you ever considered doing stand-up?' To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, 'Have you ever considered dental implants?'
Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think, if I was using me. Because I don't really floss enough.
There are nearly 1 million Americans who visit the emergency room each year because of dental pain at a cost that runs into the hundreds of millions.
I was a bio major, and I was going to take over my aunt's dental practice and be a dentist.
I had a doctorate in biological anthropology. I got a post-doc at CWRU dental school in 1983 teaching gross anatomy.
My dentist is actually a highly technical specialist, constantly experimenting with the latest dental research. The equipment he has makes my old dentist look prehistoric.
Trace Adkins is such a great guy. Really is. And he's got that incredible voice - low, deep. He throws words around like "my dental coverage."
A well-made turtleneck sweater will keep you warm, cozy, and protected from the cold. Your gums do the same thing for your teeth.
…all that goes under the name of science is not necessarily scientific, and that all that goes under the name of health-care will not necessarily care for your health.
