My dentist is actually a highly technical specialist, constantly experimenting with the latest dental research. The equipment he has makes my old dentist look prehistoric.

I've always thought that bartenders and hairstylists would be great interrogators because all day long they have to listen to people talk. They could probably make some fugitive spill the beans.

I'd like to play a mixture of Lucille Ball meets Murphy Brown meets Glenn Close on 'Damages,' to keep a little bit of the darkness in there. I like dark comedy a lot.

I don't know how anyone can work on people's mouths all day long. That disgusts me. I'd rather work on the other end than work on mouths.

I kind of have a phobia for the dentist's office.

I'm not sure cavemen had plumbers. They probably just used a hole.

Maybe the artist becomes the marshal. It'd probably be a very different kind of society with artists in control.

If I'm a criminal, and I'm confronted with a 7-foot tall cop and an albino cop, I'm gonna be so lost, I'm spilling my guts.

The letter came at a time in his life when the battle inside his soul could have tipped either way.

...British appeasement of the Palestinian Arabs led directly to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Jews [in the Holocaust] who might otherwise have found refuge in Palestine.

Making love without noise is like playing a muted piano-fine for practice, but you cheat yourself out of hearing the glorious results.

Who gives to all, denies all.

I want to thank my daughter, who told me, 'If you don't win, Dad, you're still good,' ... who taught me how to act.

I've gone bankrupt about four times now. Every dollar I earn goes on the show.

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression.

I think the best way to get over your body issues is to just flaunt your body at every opportunity.

Making changes to better appeal to customer is INNOVATION.

Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours.