Crap Quotes

My desire to participate in the business is not to make more crap.

The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.

Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!

Don't be afraid to write crap - it makes the best fertilizer. The more you write the better your chances of growing something wonderful.

The art schools... you get young kids doing the most vile and meaningless crap. I think they believe every bit of it.

A lot of modeling is how much crap you can take.

I always think there will be that time that people will find out that I'm crap at what I do.

It's immoral that people make money out of writing crap, but I try not to obsess about it. I don't want to spend my life being angry.

When you look at some of the most respected actors there are and the crap that they're in... it didn't used to be that way.

All these child stars grow up and they're knockin' over banks and getting prostitutes. I'm, like, one of the only people I know that has managed to dodge all of that negative crap.

If you tell a lie that's big enough, and you tell it often enough, people will believe you're telling the truth, even if what you're saying is total crap.

Billy Crystal... I crap bigger than him.

The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.

The crowd doesn't give a crap as long as you bring the money in.

The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap, and they know it.

With all the horror in the world and all the crap that's going on, for an hour and a half you go eat some popcorn and laugh with your friends. That's what a movie is all about.

I hate it. I hate taxidermy shops and all that crap.

In a way, I was incredibly proud of her (not that I had any intention of letting it show while I was beating the crap out of her).

I was very much fascinated with the technology we had that we could edit in the computer our compositions, but all the sounds that were available on the market were crap.

I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn. Then, someone cuts you off, you press the horn, and nothing happens. You're like, "Crap! I wish I hadn't seen Ricky on the sidewalk!"

No one is going to beat the crap out of me more than me.

I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.

Then I went through a whole bunch of crap with my lousy movies and pop records. I had people behind me kind of steering me in that direction, but it wasn't really my bag.

I've never worked for the sake of working. There's probably enough crap out there for me not to add to it.

Can you believe this crap ?

I think a lot of the stuff I'm playing now is crap.

I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!!

Every opponent is a new opponent. Trust me, they don't give a crap how many matches I have won.

If we all had all we wanted to eat, we'd crap too much. We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry.

I know a lot of great musicians that don't know they're even great, because mangers try and make them feel belittled like they're not worth a crap.

There's a lot of crap out there. Most of the science fiction films alone are abominations, you know. They're mindless. So you can't learn from those kinds of films.

Certain things in life are more important than the usual crap that everyone strives for.

You're trying to make someone wet their pants and you're trying to make somebody crap in their pants. That's the motivation of a comic. Who else has that power?

If a guy tells me the probability of failure is 1 in 100,000, I know he's full of crap.

All you have to do is to look like crap on film and everyone thinks you're a brilliant actress. Actually, all you've done is look like crap.

I've nothing against anyone following their dreams - but not if they're crap.

I think generally playing live is a crap idea. So much of stage work is the presentation of personality, and I've never been interested in that.

I've tried writing. Two days later I'd go visit it and say, Jesus Christ, who wrote this crap?

Time doesn't really heal, it just makes you not to give a crap

Get all the crap out of your diet, just do it right for a week. Then just see what can happen.

I'm a crap guitarist and I find it really hard writing on my own.

Being a woman is really crap.

The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

I think that the anti-Microsoft sentiment is simply due to their having been so successful selling a lot of crap.

Being 5' 10", I was supposed to be too short to play college volleyball. So that gave me the hunger and the fire to say, Oh yeah? I'd just hit the crap out of the ball.

I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It's rooted in fiction and junk science.

Good action films - not crap, but good action films - are really morality plays. They deal in modern, mythic culture.

There's few things that get you over your own crap more than working hard.

I think there are lots of ways to make good work. You can throw big bucks at a project and make what some would call crap, or you can work very modestly with eloquently moving results.