The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

What work a person does to earn a viable income shapes their thinking patterns, buttresses their sense of self-worth, and affects how they adapt to predictable and unpredictable obstacles.

We persist and linger longer than we think, leaving traces of ourselves wherever we go. If you take that away, then we all simply vanish.

so dangerously beautiful but you will not dare to ask her or tell her how you feel love hurts in the worst ways

Relying on nothing but scientific knowledge to produce an engineering solution is to invite frustration at best and failure at worst.

Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.

You know, I've always considered women to be people.

Instead of inflicting upon us the judgment we deserved, God in Christ endured it in our place.

It's definitely true that Stevie Ray Vaughan is one of my all-time favorite guitarists.

Stop making me feel good. If you are anti-Semitic, fine. If you don't like me personally, fine. But deal with me as an individual, not as a Jew.

I was taught that you didn't want to be part of the group - that it was better to do your own thing.