Comedy Clubs Quotes

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I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were packed.

It was funny to be an emcee, because you're so at the mercy of the club. You can show up for the weekend hoping to get the $400 - and get fired. I had to prank whoever they told me to prank.

Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I'm in front of a fireplace, I'm hilarious.

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

If I'm not on tour, I can run down to the comedy club and do a little stand-up. If you're an actor, you can't go - I guess there's forms of it.

I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.

Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to express your real personality.

Comedy clubs were something that came to pass in the '80s, but toward the end of that, in the early '90s, people started doing comedy again in alternative spaces.

I used to see Jim [Carrey] in comedy clubs and tell him 'This isn't going to get you anywhere. What you're good at is that nice Jimmy Stewart stuff.' Thank God he never listened.

Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are.

The DC Improv food is amazingly edible for a comedy club.

Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.

Comedy clubs are arguably one of the last bastions of uncensored, public free speech.

Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes.

I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.

Go to humorous events at comedy clubs and watch laughable movies.