Marlon Wayans Quotes

Success is not a destination, but the road that you’re own.

I want to be remembered as a guy who's not going to change your life but who is going to change your mood. As a guy who made you smile and say, "I miss him. He was a lot of fun."

Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the world, but he's so smart so articulate, such an amazing speaker such a passionate man. He's humble.

I was 160lbs when I started and I went up to 195lbs. There were no steroids. But it was hard work, dedication, hitting the gym. You kind of see it.

I was going to be valedictorian in elementary school, but I got into too many fights, and they made me salutatorian. I was smart back in the day. Now I'm just an idiot.

I want to do literally everything. I think I was gifted... I inherited one of the best comedy visionaries as a director.

I sound like Jesse Jackson or Martin Luther King, but I honestly feel like the world is mature enough. And, for me, I just want to do good roles.

I always feel that the best roles are written for white guys.

f you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.

I want to be believable in anything I take on.

I hate cooking. But I do make the candied yams every year at Thanksgiving. And they're awesome! You could definitely get diabetes and cavities from them, but they're delicious!

I got a man cave. I play my music loud. I bought big speakers because I need to hear music loud.

Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are.

I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue.

Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working.

Humor helps ease the tension of race and the differences in society. If there wasn't comedy I don't know if Obama could have ever become president.

Everyone thinks I'm a comedian - which I am and are. I was born into a comedic family but I'm trained as an actor.

Whatever role I do, I've got to do the work. It all starts with the body. Get that ready and everything else follows.

We have a black President in the United States. I think the world has matured. It's no longer about colour, but the person in the skin.

Comedy is very hard, but you have to learn the art and science of it.

I went to a performing arts high school, we learned Shakespeare, I did 'Fences.' When you train, you can do anything.

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.