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Beard Quotes: "It is easy to sympathize at a distance,' said an old gentleman with a beard. 'I value more the kind word that is spoken close to my ear."

It is easy to sympathize at a distance,' said an old gentleman with a beard. 'I value more the kind word that is spoken close to my ear.



Beard Quotes: "A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard.""

A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard."




Beard Quotes: "When I was six, God was a white man with a big beard riding on a white cloud. That's the image television pumps."

When I was six, God was a white man with a big beard riding on a white cloud. That's the image television pumps.



Beard Quotes: "There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard."

There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard.




Beard Quotes: "The American Race is marked by a brown complexion; long, black, lank hair; and deficient beard."

The American Race is marked by a brown complexion; long, black, lank hair; and deficient beard.



Beard Quotes: "Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us."

Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.



Beard Quotes: "I was at Live Aid the original, looking like Rolf Harris for some reason. I had a really long beard that day for some reason."

I was at Live Aid the original, looking like Rolf Harris for some reason. I had a really long beard that day for some reason.




Beard Quotes: "And finally, in our time a beard is the one thing that a woman cannot do better than a man, or if she can her success is assured only in a circus."

And finally, in our time a beard is the one thing that a woman cannot do better than a man, or if she can her success is assured only in a circus.



Beard Quotes: "It's hell with that big beard and stuff. That's the one bit I don't like. Either you take out at lunch or you don't eat. So I opted not to eat, 'cause having to put it on twice is horrific."

It's hell with that big beard and stuff. That's the one bit I don't like. Either you take out at lunch or you don't eat. So I opted not to eat, 'cause having to put it on twice is horrific.



Beard Quotes: "Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle."

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.



Beard Quotes: "I see the beard and cloak, but I don't yet see a philosopher. -Video barbam et pallium; philosophum nondum video"

I see the beard and cloak, but I don't yet see a philosopher. -Video barbam et pallium; philosophum nondum video



Beard Quotes: "Household life is crowded and dusty; life gone forth is wide open... Suppose I shave off my hair and beard, put on the ochre robe, and go forth from the home life into homelessness."

Household life is crowded and dusty; life gone forth is wide open... Suppose I shave off my hair and beard, put on the ochre robe, and go forth from the home life into homelessness.




Beard Quotes: "And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!"

And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!



Beard Quotes: "To grow a philosopher's beard."

To grow a philosopher's beard.



Beard Quotes: "Sometimes I have a beard, sometimes I don't, and I'm not very good at maintaining it. I've got an agreement with my life coach and guru that I don't touch it from now on."

Sometimes I have a beard, sometimes I don't, and I'm not very good at maintaining it. I've got an agreement with my life coach and guru that I don't touch it from now on.



Beard Quotes: "I myself had to grow a longer beard and Afghan clothes. I was in danger of being kidnapped by smugglers, though I didn't know it at the time."

I myself had to grow a longer beard and Afghan clothes. I was in danger of being kidnapped by smugglers, though I didn't know it at the time.



Beard Quotes: "Peter Beard is one of those people I've known a long time. We have an affinity. We share certain values."

Peter Beard is one of those people I've known a long time. We have an affinity. We share certain values.



Beard Quotes: "If you had half as much brains as you have beard, you would have looked before you leaped."

If you had half as much brains as you have beard, you would have looked before you leaped.



Beard Quotes: "If any of my characters require me to blacken my beard I do it, otherwise I don't."

If any of my characters require me to blacken my beard I do it, otherwise I don't.



Beard Quotes: "i thrive best hermit style. with a beard and a pipe."

i thrive best hermit style. with a beard and a pipe.



Beard Quotes: "I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human."

I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human.



Beard Quotes: "Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro."

Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.



Beard Quotes: "If I have one more facelift I'll have a beard!"

If I have one more facelift I'll have a beard!



Beard Quotes: "You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it."

You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.



Beard Quotes: "You can wear your hair long or wear a beard because you want to show that you are interested in thought, in psychological endeavors rather than appearance."

You can wear your hair long or wear a beard because you want to show that you are interested in thought, in psychological endeavors rather than appearance.



Beard Quotes: "If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off."

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.



Beard Quotes: "Do not pluck the beard of a dead lion. [Lat., Noli Barbam vellere mortuo leoni.]"

Do not pluck the beard of a dead lion. [Lat., Noli Barbam vellere mortuo leoni.]



Beard Quotes: "If you have any shame, forbear to pluck the beard of a dead lion."

If you have any shame, forbear to pluck the beard of a dead lion.



Beard Quotes: "At NIH, what tends to happen is that the proven researchers tend to get the money. New researchers, younger researchers, or people on the cutting edge don't get the money until they have gray beards."

At NIH, what tends to happen is that the proven researchers tend to get the money. New researchers, younger researchers, or people on the cutting edge don't get the money until they have gray beards.



Beard Quotes: "There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth."

There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.



Beard Quotes: "See the gold sunshine patching, And streaming and streaking across The gray-green oaks; and catching, By its soft brown beard, the moss."

See the gold sunshine patching, And streaming and streaking across The gray-green oaks; and catching, By its soft brown beard, the moss.



Beard Quotes: "Dishonor is like the Aaron's Beard in the hedgerows; it can only poison if it be plucked."

Dishonor is like the Aaron's Beard in the hedgerows; it can only poison if it be plucked.



Beard Quotes: "My beard grows down to my toes, I never wears no clothes, I wraps my hair Around my bare, And down the road I goes."

My beard grows down to my toes, I never wears no clothes, I wraps my hair Around my bare, And down the road I goes.



Beard Quotes: "When Goya was 80 he drew an ancient man propped on two sticks, with a great mass of white hair and beard all over his face, and the inscription, "I am still learning.""

When Goya was 80 he drew an ancient man propped on two sticks, with a great mass of white hair and beard all over his face, and the inscription, "I am still learning."



Beard Quotes: "He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man. He that is more than a youth is not for me, and he that is less than a man, I am not for him."

He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man. He that is more than a youth is not for me, and he that is less than a man, I am not for him.



Beard Quotes: "The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress."

The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.



Beard Quotes: "I shave my head & shape my beard myself"

I shave my head & shape my beard myself



Beard Quotes: "You can't grow a beard if you shave"

You can't grow a beard if you shave



Beard Quotes: "There is great truth in Alphonse Karr's remark that modern men are ugly because they do not wear their beards."

There is great truth in Alphonse Karr's remark that modern men are ugly because they do not wear their beards.



Beard Quotes: "Is that a beard, or is Niedermayer eating a muskrat?"

Is that a beard, or is Niedermayer eating a muskrat?



Beard Quotes: "Once I graduated that's when I grew my 'infamous' beard. I trim it every once in awhile but that's about it."

Once I graduated that's when I grew my 'infamous' beard. I trim it every once in awhile but that's about it.



Beard Quotes: "Self-conscious? Try a wig, a corset, a veil, a beard. Or cultivate shamelessness."

Self-conscious? Try a wig, a corset, a veil, a beard. Or cultivate shamelessness.



Beard Quotes: "Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?"

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?



Beard Quotes: "If I were a woman I would kiss as many of you as had beards that pleased me, complexions that liked me and breaths that I defied not"

If I were a woman I would kiss as many of you as had beards that pleased me, complexions that liked me and breaths that I defied not



Beard Quotes: "Beware of long arguments and long beards."

Beware of long arguments and long beards.



Beard Quotes: "It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points."

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.



Beard Quotes: "Give me women, wine and snuff Until I cry out 'hold, enough!' You may do so san objection Till the day of resurrection; For bless my beard then aye shall be My beloved Trinity."

Give me women, wine and snuff Until I cry out 'hold, enough!' You may do so san objection Till the day of resurrection; For bless my beard then aye shall be My beloved Trinity.



Beard Quotes: "Jargon is part ceremonial robe, part false beard."

Jargon is part ceremonial robe, part false beard.



Beard Quotes: "A lot of people in the religious world believe that by secularizing, or viewing the changes as secular, such as dropping the beard and changing my appearance, they consider this to be a fall."

A lot of people in the religious world believe that by secularizing, or viewing the changes as secular, such as dropping the beard and changing my appearance, they consider this to be a fall.