Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.

When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.

That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.

So, my sweetheart back home writes to me and wants to know what this gal in Bombay's got that she hasn't got. So I just write back to her and says, Nothin', honey. Only she's got it here.

You can't win. Logic has no power over her when her territory has been invaded by heathens.

Once I have a vision of something I want to accomplish, I tend to slog doggedly toward my goal until I achieve it; this is a skill from my youth.

Silence is not always a sign of wisdom, but babbling is ever a mark of folly.

Explain to me again the difference between superstitious beliefs or pagan incantations, and scientific ones. Be braver - you cannot cross a chasm in two small jumps.

Lately I've been suffocating. Chan Young is my air, without him beside me, am I able to breathe?

I’d play my nose now, but I’m... it’s... my nose is... out being fixed!

I've always been most interested in the politics of everyday life: your relation to whatever you're doing, or what your ambitions are, where you live, where you find yourself in the social hierarchy.

We suffer because we want life to be different from what it is. We suffer because we try to make pleasurable what is painful, to make solid what is fluid, to make permanent what is always changing.

There is nothing more beautiful than a confident woman.

Firing off 1,000 or 500 or 2,000 nuclear warheads on a few minutes' consideration has always struck me as an absurd way to go to war.