Beard Quotes

When I reach puberty I'm definitely going to grow a beard.

When you're a kid and someone's an artist, you think of Leonardo da Vinci. You don't think that's a job; you just think of a man with a beard painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'

A beard on a man is only a way of hiding something, his face of course, but also the inner matters, like a hedge around a secret garden, or a cover over a bird cage.

By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!

TIME's Person of the Year for 2006, maintainer of a foot long beard

You can't do comedy with a beard.

The beard, being a half-mask, should be forbidden by the police - It is, moreover, as a sexual symbol in the middle of the face, obscene: that is why it pleases women.

Come on, man, I got a full beard!

I like Fidel Castro and his beard.

I can't be one of those hipster guys with a beard when I have a hair campaign. I strive to look a little bit more... all-American.

When I have the beard on I have people behind me in traffic honking their horn. I'm thinking "how in the world?" But it's the beard - it's kind of the stand out thing.

I have a beard. Just not on my face.

That kid's got an arm like Uncle Fester at an exhibition of Pre-Colombian... um, Christ, I lost it. I was going for something thick. So what's with the beard, Grizzly Fouts?

It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, your beard’s stupid.” “Isn’t this fun?” Skulduggery said brightly. “The three of us getting along so well.

I think my beard (in 'Drag Me To Hell') is getting a better IMDb rating than I am.

How can a young man like to wear a beard?

I like having a beard. My beard changes my face shape and allows me to see in it family members who I love and can't see otherwise.

I just come up with the stories and write them as well as I can. There's not really a great deal of strokey-beard thinking going on.

Merlin’s beard, what is Xenophilius Lovegood wearing? He looks like an omelet.

The barman sidled toward them out of a back room. He was a grump-looking old man with a great deal of a long gray hair and a beard. He was tall and thin and looked vaguely familiar to Harry.

Don't dip your beard in the foam, Father!" They cried to Thorin. "It is long enough without watering it!

If you mean you think it is my job to go into the secret passage first, O Thorin Thrain’s son Oakenshield, may your beard grow ever longer,” he said crossly, “say so at once and have done!

Tim [Omundson] is just so wonderfully delicious. He has the sexiest beard on television. He's such a fabulous actor, and a great character.

My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.

The big question now is who will take power in Afghanistan once the Taliban is defeated. I was thinking, how about Al Gore? He's not doing anything, he needs a job, and he's already got the beard.

First of all, I wish I could grow a beard.

If Richard Branson had worn a pair of steel-rimmed glasses, a double-breasted suit and shaved off his beard, I would have taken him seriously. As it was I couldn't . . .

Santa Jr. I was a cop. Yes, I was officially Santa. But a younger Santa. He goes young, clean-shaven, to how we imagine Santa with all the white hair and beard and "Ho ho ho." Kind of funny.

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.

Over his own dark Cealdish beard. "Nothing like your marvelous facebear.

If the beard gives a modifier to seduction, I'm guessing it's not a positive one.

It's a terrible thing being a patriarch. I don't even have a gray beard. But people keep calling me up for advice.

Ah Fate, cannot a man Be wise without a beard? East, West, from Beer to Dan, Say, was it never heard That wisdom might in youth be gotten, Or wit be ripe before 't was rotten?

all skinny guys with beards are jerks

I'm going to go with ZZ Top -- they're my faves . . . because of the whole thing that they do with the guitars and the old Father Time beards.

When I was a kid, I had this idea that I would have a beard when I got older. I thought it'd be nice to rub my chin.

When I got to Hollywood, at first I couldn't get a lot of jobs. So I grew a beard and look like a really bad Arab, and I started to get a lot of work because that's what they want.

I think they were afraid that some of us would try to kill ourselves or something because they looked very tense and one of them kept touching his beard.

I not only loved studying theater, I loved being a theater major. It gave me an excuse to brood, to grow a beard, to wear black 'at' people. I didn't just want to play Hamlet, I wanted to be Hamlet.

I hadn't intended to end up there. I meant to be a serious actor with a beard who wore a lot of black and wanted to share his misery with you.

Legends grow beards, and twenty-three years is plenty of time to grow a long one.

Everybody knows it. Wizards are supposed to have beards. It's common knowledge.

Someone got killed up here.... It was outside. A tall man. He had one leg longer’n the other. And a beard. He was probably a hunter." "How’d you know all that?" "I just trod on ‘im.

Beards in olden times, were the emblems of wisdom and piety.

He's got himself, and he's got a beard. That's all Chris Jericho needs.

Lord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face! I had rather lie in the woolen.

You must not think That we are made of stuff so fat and dull That we can let our beard be shook with danger And think it pastime.

Reptilian green the wrinkled throat, Green as a bough of yew the beard; He bent his head, and so I smote