John Barrymore Quotes

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.

He neither drank smoked nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally saving his money he died early surrounded by greedy relatives. It was a great lesson to me.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

Dying is the last thing I will ever do.

Happiness sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.