K.K. Cook Quotes

When something is troubling me, people know about it

But acting just sort of happened and I found that I loved it. It was such a challenge

You wouldn't recognize me from one project to the next.

But my mother and father were married when my mom was 20 and my dad was 24

People always give me styling products and stuff

It all depends on whether you have things, or they have you.

At a certain point memory becomes a beach strewn with landmines, all life’s many losses buried in those sands.

I am who I am, and I'm focused on that, and being a great CEO of Apple.

More evil gets done in the name of righteousness than any other way.

Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.

The prospect of future lives in remote heavens as a compensation for the inadequacy of our present lives is a bad tradeoff for losing out on the present.

I was a lot braver when I was eight.

My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.

I am trying my hardest to stay away from the horror movies just because I feel like people are thinking that's what I do, that I'm a scream queen. I'd like to stay away from that.

I think I might have a glass of champagne, if there is any in Nagpur, and just enjoy the moment.

Young people who are just starting out somehow need to let you know they know how to sing.

I look back at photographs and I remember at the time I thought I was not very attractive.

The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'.

Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act.

And even when success comes, as I am sure it will, bear in mind that there are more quiet and enviable joys than to be among the most sought after women at a ball.

So she [Eleanor Roosevelt] is an amazing First Lady. What other First Lady in U.S. history has ever written a book to criticize her husband's policies?

It is better to look up.

Now that we're essentially an indoor species, walled off from the world of other life forms, we're divorced from the very domain that supports and sustains our lives.

Maybe deep down inside we were all still in our formative years. Maybe it was never too late for any of us to change.

People think they need to be at a ski-inski-out resort, but the reality is it's not such a big deal to jump on a shuttle.

I have faith in all mankind. Well,not faith really, more like hopeful suspicion. And not "all" but 5 people. Mankind meaning computers.

I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school

You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

In the year 3000, everything will be instant.

If you're 1 of the 3 girls in pics with a greaseball whose arms are around you at a club you lose at life. If you're the greaseball you win.

I found someones passport on the ground tonight. Where do you sell these things?

How do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions.

Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?

The whole thing with comedy is that you are always in control. Writer, director, actor, producer, and sometimes bouncer. And you are just a piece of their puzzle.

I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.

No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst... when you think you're drowning.

I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.

I'm not racist, I've got a black president.

I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers.

I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.

I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.

I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

You've gotta share what's going on in your mind.

When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true.

I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!

I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head.