Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Beware of speaking too much, for it increases mistakes and engenders boredom.

I'm an invisible monster. I'm incapable of loving anybody. You don't know which is worse.

The only relevant test of the validity of a hypothesis is comparison of prediction with experience.

I look at my kid, and one part of me wants to keep her as my little baby. But, y'know, the bottom line is she's 18!

It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which means she'll probably quit after a year.

I like Michael Buble.

I would like to see every parent either directly - if they are comfortable with the technology - or through a personal tutor, being able to access real-time information about their child.

The great conservative insight is that order is really hard to achieve. It’s really precious, and it’s really easy to lose.

In our society many of the old rituals have lost much of their power. New ones have not arisen.

The routine is as much a part of the creative process as the lightening bold of inspiration, maybe more. And this routine is available to everyone.