Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

If today you don't have time for those who gave all their time for you yesterday then tomorrow they will not have time to give to you who has no time today

I believe that the sign of maturity is accepting deferred gratification.

Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.

A disbelief in God does not result in a belief in nothing; disbelief in God usuallyresults in a belief in anything.

Who overcomes by force, hath overcome but half his foe.

Schools teach exactly what they are intended to teach and they do it well: how to be a good Egyptian and remain in your place in the pyramid.

Death is only a tragedy when life's purpose was left unfulfilled.

How do we remember people when they don’t make reservations?

No government can be trusted, that does not trust its own people with military-style arms of greater weight and power than those possessed by the central government itself.

A tale in everything.