You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line between success and failure.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting

There's no value to working hard on being really popular.

IRAs are intended for retirement.

Man must make his choice between ease and wealth; either may be his, but not both.

The unbeliever imagines that religion pretends to offer answers, while the believer knows that the only promise it makes is to multiply questions.

Some days you feel like this is really going well. You can tell. Other days, you're just drawing like a farmer and you don't know why.

We are proud to have a platform through the Dr Phil show and the Dr. Phil Foundation to offer children the voice they need to meet their goals in having a better life.

Store up reservoirs of calm and content and draw on them at later moments when the source isn't there, but the need is very great.

I'd like to know how to catch a girl. I've caught frogs, I've caught snakes, earthworms.

We have been mentored from the very beginning by Catholic folks who are invigorating the best of the monastic spirit.