Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line between success and failure.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

Every advantage is temporary.

You know, the world is all about balance. You lose something here... maybe somebody else picks it up over there.

Life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom.

Getting people to like you is merely the other side of liking them.

There's a lot of melancholy in my tracks.

Nothing is to be clung to as I, me or mine

You can choose to be peaceful right here and now ... it has nothing to do with what other people do or think.

Anyone can write a specification, but if nobody implements it, what is it but a particularly dry form of science fiction.

My marriage is the most important thing in my life, but in a weird way I'm able to focus on other things more clearly by having it in my life.

If the present be compared with the remote past, it is easily seen that in all cities and in all peoples there are the same desires and the same passions as there always were.