Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line between success and failure.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

That was one tiny trailer when both girls wanted to watch TV or use the computer or the bathroom at the same time.

Bullies were only triumphant when they made other people feel smaller than they themselves felt.

I’m going to kiss you, and we’re going to see just how moved on you are.

A governor can be a very good friend to people. A governor can be a formidable force.

The first ideas of religion arose, not from contemplation of the works of nature, but from a concern with regard to the events of life.

All my life I have gone out on a limb, but I have turned the limb into a bridge, and there is cool, clear water flowing under.

Very specifically, Nickelodeon is aimed at eight- and nine-year-olds.

Asking someone else to do something immoral is immoral.

If you want magic, let go of your armor. Magic is so much stronger than steel.

As a means to success, determination has this advantage over talent - that it does not have to be recognized by others.