speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. voice in back: Begin at the ninth.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line between success and failure.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

I was scared...and did not know what was coming for me next.

I suppose the shock of recognition is one of the nastiest shocks of all.

Not all of us have to possess earth-shaking talent. Just common sense and love will do.

I've asked about you and they told me things but my mind didn't change and I still feel the same.

You can't fulfill all the expectations of everyone you know, so you might as well go ahead & disappoint them & get it over with.

Women were afraid and they would never even imagine running a marathon in 1967.

In the game of basketball, I play first off because I love it. I love to have fun. I love to run up and down the court.

I have never acted he has never been cast in a romantic lead or has been cast opposite a female love interest in any movie he starred in.

If I didnt promote Joker, then who promoted

Government has a legitimate sphere of operation. The problem arises when that sphere continually expands, encompassing areas where government lacks legitimacy.