hope your birthday is hot hot hot

... no matter how nice you are to some people, they'll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.

Because it's our choices that makes us who we are.

I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.

You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I'd written a children's book.

I'm having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of bed every morning to go to school.

Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.

He offered her power, money, status...a giant prison, all in exchange for only...her soul.

Who else speaks for the Family of Man? They are in tune and step with constellations of universal law.

Even under the most favorable circumstances no mortal can be asked to seize the truth in its wholeness or at its center.

It gets better and better being me.

I started modeling at 14. It's simple. You respond to what the photographer wants and wear other people's ideas. I got bored with it, though, so I went to university.

Writing offers fairly large rewards to a few successful people, but the rewards come late, and most writers are failures.

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.

Don't bite the hand that has your allowance in it.

Once a song's out there, it's no longer mine. And that's the whole purpose of music: to belong to people.

I've gotta keep life and computers separate, or else I'm gonna go mad.