Youth is Gilead, in which is balm for every wound.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Should I ask everyone the question that should not have been asked? Or should I turning up to the sky be answering the question that’s not been asked?

There are things I cannot say.

As you get older it's more confusing. Suddenly, there's more pressure to fit in to your assigned gender.

Smile, breathe and go slowly.

We can learn even from our enemies.

It's really easy to fall for someone on-set, but in the end you know, it's a representative and it's not really them.

All I ever do is learn from my mistakes so I don't make the same ones again. Then I make new ones.

There are two ways love can go. You can be good to each other or you could not play fair.