Your kisses are like miracle fruit that sweetens my life without ruining my diet.

You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!

For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.

He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.

An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice.

Love and Hate: both are four-lettered and both involve passion. And sometimes when love turns into hate, passion grows murderous.

Writing is a form of art. Do not use New Times Roman or Arial because it's boring and hackneyed.

Hate lawyers all you want. Unlike you, we'll never be replaced with robots. Case closed!

Gentleman: An imaginary creature found in Jane Austen novels.

For a control freak, love and the desire to control others are synonymous. Once they lose control over the object of their desire, hostility takes over in full force.

I'd represent "Love" when it sued hypocritical writers for abuse.

Christians who are strong in the faith grow as they accept whatever God allows to enter their lives.

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

The world reveals itself to those who travel on foot.

All people know that they will die, but they don't actually believe it.

I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.

It's the cable shows that are really the most interesting - 'Mad Men,' 'Breaking Bad,' those shows are really the premiere shows on television right now.

Turn off any self-talk that tells you that you are destined to live a small life. You're not.

Conquer fear..make a decision.

Day and night my thoughts incline To the blandishments of wine, Jars were made to drain, I think; Wine, I know, was made to drink.

The pastor who cares about the spiritual growth of his people must make God and His Word the centerpiece of his ministry.