For a control freak, love and the desire to control others are synonymous. Once they lose control over the object of their desire, hostility takes over in full force.

You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!

For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.

He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.

An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice.

Love and Hate: both are four-lettered and both involve passion. And sometimes when love turns into hate, passion grows murderous.

Writing is a form of art. Do not use New Times Roman or Arial because it's boring and hackneyed.

Hate lawyers all you want. Unlike you, we'll never be replaced with robots. Case closed!

Gentleman: An imaginary creature found in Jane Austen novels.

I'd represent "Love" when it sued hypocritical writers for abuse.

Because of the green-eyed one, I see red and that makes me blue.

We women of America tell you that America is not a democracy. Twenty million women are denied the right to vote.

My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun. I am one of those 'laugh-out-loud' kinds. I am quirky, yet witty.

The secret to walkin´ on water is knowing where the rocks are.

The goal of every startup experiment is to discover how to build a sustainable business around that vision.

It is as impossible for man to demonstrate the existence of God as it would be for even Sherlock Holmes to demonstrate the existence of Arthur Conan Doyle.

Find a teacher of Tantric Zen and study with them because it is transference of awareness, a sharing of the perception of the beauty of life.

Everything is presented in as devious a manner as it could possibly be presented.

It sometimes takes 6 months or more after you've written and recorded it before you can start to enjoy the experience of singing the song.

The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision--it pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness.

The question of souls is old—we demand our bodies, now. We are tired of promises, god is deaf, and his church is our worst enemy.