You're taller than I am, but I'm stronger, and meaner right this minute than you could ever imagine" - Lady Madelyne.

Madelyne, we're married now. 'Tis a usual occurrence to bed one's wife on the wedding night.

You take my heart with you, my loving captor." "Nay, Madelyne. I am your captive in body and soul.

The man irritated her just like a rash.

You're bruised, as ugly as one of your Cyclops, and I can barely stand to look at you." - Duncan to Madelyne.

I am ever a gentle maiden, " she shouted. "Damn if I'm not.

If you get yourself killed, I'll find your grave and spit on it, " she threatened.

I've just vowed my love for you. Have you nothing to say in return?" Duncan asked."Thank you, husband.

In darkness God's truth shines most clear.

If wishes were horses, I'd need a very big stable.

There is so much more than we can see, there is so much more that we can be.

No doubt concentration camps were a means, a menace used to keep order.

He's no Bill Clinton!

The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.

The 20-minute walk I take is better than the 3-mile run I never start. Having people over for take-out is better than never having people to an elegant dinner party.

The one thing I've learned about friends is that the good ones are rare.

In Austria an editor who can write well is valuable, but he is not likely to remain so unless he can handle a sabre with charm.

I'd just like to retire quietly with dignity, secure in the knowledge that no more comedies will ever be made now that I'm gone.