You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

Pitching is the art of instilling fear by making a man flinch.

I spent the first half of my life making money and the second half of my life giving it away to do the most good and the least harm.

I felt strong around and always been around people who have very strong environmental convictions.

It is sometimes necessary to play the fool to avoid being deceived by cunning men.

Trying to “fix” the people in your life that cause you pain is like massaging your shoes because your feet ache.

Do not despise your situation; in it you must act, suffer, and conquer. From every point on earth we are equally near to heaven and to the infinite.

Never forget that every living thing has a particular and needed job to do in the universal Plan and Purpose.

I owe the discovery of Uqbar to the conjunction of a mirror and an encyclopedia.

I trust myself to deal with any problems that arise during the day

For any particular thing, ask: What is it in itself? What is its nature?