You know, people are basically shitty

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

You sit right next to me.Still you don't seem close to me.

Nothing great could ever be achieved, without personal force, determined spirit and self-confidence.

If we danced and shared music, we'd be too busy en-joy-in' life to start a war.

It used to cost money to disclose and distribute information. In the digital age it costs money not to.

One of the hallmarks of an evolved person is the ability to tell the truth with no fear of punishment or expectation of reward

Laugh, I Nearly Died," Andrew answers. "You've probably never heard that one before.

You can't be pro-business unless you're pro education.

It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.

The movie "Ed Wood," about the worst director of all time, was made to prepare us for "Stargate."

He who plants kindness gathers love.