You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Bravery is not the trait of a fearless person, lest the reckless actions of a fool be considered brave. Bravery is the quality that allows us to overcome our fears and succeed.

I've been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator

Even the worst neighborhood of Heaven will be better than the best neighborhood of the fanciest town on Earth!

There's nothing that symbolizes loss or grief more than a mother losing a child.

Each of the ten thousand states of mind presents you with a different view of essence and experience.

Penny saved is a penny got.

The man with the knapsack is never lost. No matter whither he may stray, his food and shelter are right with him, and home is wherever he may choose to stop.

In any situation, I'm going to be good.

Time never bears such moments on his wing as when he flies too swiftly to be marked.

The day obedience becomes a quest and not an irritation is the day you gain power.