Penny saved is a penny got.

Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.

Handsome is that handsome does.

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

Make money your god, and it will plague you like the devil.

There is not in the universe a more ridiculous, nor a more contemptible animal, than a proud clergyman.

The hounds all join in glorious cry, / The huntsman winds his horn: / And a-hunting we will go.

Most men like in women what is most opposite their own characters.

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

A good countenance is a letter of recommendation.

Neither great poverty nor great riches will hear reason

What the mind cannot accept, the heart can finally never adore.

Make NOW the primary focus of your life!

Humor is my sword and my shield. It protects me. You can open a door with humor and drive a truck right through.

Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.

I'm not a wealthy person because I was never a star. I was a working actor and a supporting actor.

In trying to be concise I become obscure.

It is a most blessed thing to be subject to the sovereignty of God.

Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I figured this out. I know what's wrong with what we've done in Iraq. We've been following time as it goes forward. What a classic mistake. Linear time is so pre-9-11.

I close my eyes, hoping to slip into the same dream again, but then that never happens, does it?

Freedom of speech is useless without freedom of thought.