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Lily Tomlin Quotes: "The road to success is always under construction"

The road to success is always under construction




Lily Tomlin Quotes: "If love is the answer could you rephrase the question?"

If love is the answer could you rephrase the question?



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "Why is it when we talk to God we are said to be praying and when God talks to us we're said to be schizophrenic?"

Why is it when we talk to God we are said to be praying and when God talks to us we're said to be schizophrenic?



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "For fast-acting relief try slowing down."

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.




Lily Tomlin Quotes: "Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed."

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?"

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?




Lily Tomlin Quotes: "Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination."

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "I have always wanted to be somebody but I see now I should have been more specific."

I have always wanted to be somebody but I see now I should have been more specific.



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "Just remember, we're all in this alone."

Just remember, we're all in this alone.



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "If I had known what it would be like to have it all I might have been willing to settle for less."

If I had known what it would be like to have it all I might have been willing to settle for less.



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all."

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.




Lily Tomlin Quotes: "I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody."

I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat."

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth."

Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "Remember we're all in this alone."

Remember we're all in this alone.



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework."

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "We're all in this together ... alone."

We're all in this together ... alone.



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?"

Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "I've always wanted to be somebody but I see now I should have been more specific."

I've always wanted to be somebody but I see now I should have been more specific.



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "The best mind-altering drug is the truth."

The best mind-altering drug is the truth.



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "We're all in this together - by ourselves."

We're all in this together - by ourselves.



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific."

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "For fast-acting relief try slowing down."

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?"

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "If love is the answer could you please rephrase the question?"

If love is the answer could you please rephrase the question?



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "Many times I sit back and say, 'I can't believe that this is my life!' Other times, I feel self-satisfied. I mean, there's a lot to be proud and thankful for but, nonetheless, it's just a life!"

Many times I sit back and say, 'I can't believe that this is my life!' Other times, I feel self-satisfied. I mean, there's a lot to be proud and thankful for but, nonetheless, it's just a life!



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them."

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.



Lily Tomlin Quotes: "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.