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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?


         

The road to success is always under construction

The road to success is always under construction


         


If love is the answer could you rephrase the question?

If love is the answer could you rephrase the question?


         

Why is it when we talk to God we are said to be praying and when God talks to us we're said to be schizophrenic?

Why is it when we talk to God we are said to be praying and when God talks to us we're said to be schizophrenic?


         


For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.


         

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.


         

To me, 'sexual freedom' means freedom from having to have sex.

To me, 'sexual freedom' means freedom from having to have sex.


         

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.


         

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?


         

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.


         

There will be sex after death we just won't be able to feel it.

There will be sex after death we just won't be able to feel it.


         


I have always wanted to be somebody but I see now I should have been more specific.

I have always wanted to be somebody but I see now I should have been more specific.


         

Just remember, we're all in this alone.

Just remember, we're all in this alone.


         

If I had known what it would be like to have it all I might have been willing to settle for less.

If I had known what it would be like to have it all I might have been willing to settle for less.


         

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.


         

I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.

I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.


         

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.


         

Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.

Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.


         

Remember we're all in this alone.

Remember we're all in this alone.


         

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.