Lily Tomlin Quotes

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

The road to success is always under construction

If love is the answer could you rephrase the question?

Why is it when we talk to God we are said to be praying and when God talks to us we're said to be schizophrenic?

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

I have always wanted to be somebody but I see now I should have been more specific.

Just remember, we're all in this alone.

If I had known what it would be like to have it all I might have been willing to settle for less.

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.

Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.

Remember we're all in this alone.

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

We're all in this together ... alone.

Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

I've always wanted to be somebody but I see now I should have been more specific.

The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

We're all in this together - by ourselves.

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

If love is the answer could you please rephrase the question?

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

Many times I sit back and say, 'I can't believe that this is my life!' Other times, I feel self-satisfied. I mean, there's a lot to be proud and thankful for but, nonetheless, it's just a life!

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.