I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

The mind is intrinsically tranquil. Out of this tranquility, anxiety and confusion are born. If one sees and knows this confusion, then the mind is tranquil once more.

There was too much going on here -- too much that strayed from odd all the way over into seriously weird.

An honest money system is the only alternative.

We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans.

Don't let nobody take care of your business better than you.

Love is a usually force able of transforming an rivalry into friend.

Contemplation of life after retirement and life after death can help you deal with contemporary challenges.

Greed is an integral quality of a strong player.

It's amazing, when the moment arrives that you know you'll be alright.

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need.