For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.

Who loves, raves.

History doesn't always move in a straight line. Sometimes it zigs and zags.

I mean, most actresses can't host and most hostesses can't act, and that's the general rule in the industry.

Lots of shy people dress a bit too much. It's just kind of an armour. People say the same thing about me.

Impatient people, according to Bacon, are like the bees, and kill themselves in stinging others.

You can have all the talent in the world, but if the pumper's not there, it doesn't matter.

Music truely has to all other arts the same relation as religion to the church.

People crave a conspiracy for the same reason they crave a god.

His lips soften into a smile that cracks apart my spine. He repeats my name like the word amuses him. Entertains him. Delights him. In seventeen years no one has said my name like that