You just do as many shows as you can to hone what it is you're working on.

The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide than a 'More Like This' link on the internet.

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

You have to be ruthless with yourself, in terms of being honest about what is working and what is not.

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

I hate all sidekicks.

I identify myself as a stand-up first. Even though lately there's been an explosion of acting on my schedule.

Celestial light, shine inward...that I may see and tell of things invisible to mortal sight

One could call a master a good master because he did not whip his slaves, but ultimately he was still and owner of men, and men were not made to be owned.

Philosophy of science without history of science is empty history of science without philosophy of science is blind.

I wanted to be a baseball player, naturally, but I wasn't good enough. I didn't know what I was going to do with my life. I just had a kind of energy, I was a fairly happy kid.

The only way to know how customers see your business is to look at it through their eyes

Believe in no other God than the one who insists on justice and equality among men.

We can be negative and cynical or we can be charged and hot wored to find a way through it, over it, around it under it.

Young people who learn the arts do better in every phase of their lives.

Sometimes we carry mistakes we haven't even made yet.

It doesn't matter what people say about me, whether they're in Philly, or whether they're in San Francisco... all across the world.