Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide than a 'More Like This' link on the internet.

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

You have to be ruthless with yourself, in terms of being honest about what is working and what is not.

I hate all sidekicks.

I identify myself as a stand-up first. Even though lately there's been an explosion of acting on my schedule.

Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you.

Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer art is everything else.

In today's world hunger for sanity seems to be more intense than our hunger for food.

The eyes those silent tongues of love.

I've always appreciated working with people I have chemistry with, who are friends, and where you feel that the work is growing while you are getting to know each other better.

But you just gotta understand that that's the way it is and keep on steppin'.

I was never a rail-thin person.

When hiring key employees, there are only two qualities to look for: judgement and taste. Almost everything else can be bought by the yard.

For my own part, I adhere to the maxim of antiquity, that the throne is a glorious sepulchre.

It would drive the photographers crazy because I would giggle and tell jokes. I was gregarious, and looking back, I realize I had a captive audience.

It does not matter how many times you get knocked down, but how many times you get up.