You have too take from each artist what works for you, and then create your own sound. You put different combinations in the mix and it becomes something unique in the end.

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.

A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.

If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.

I want to be remembered as a man who was positive, who made a difference, and who walked in God's light.

When I look in the mirror, I see a gentleman getting a little older and a little wiser.

Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence

If I knew then what I know now I guess it'd make no difference

Every human life bears a significant importance to the existence of humanity

Yes, I am an author. I have written some beautiful love stories and witnessed some ugly relationships.

Live one day at a time.Do not worry about tomorrow.

'Dear God,' she prayed, 'let me be something every minute of every hour of my life.'

I make it easier for people to leave by making them hate me a little.

If you go to see the woman, do not forget the whip.

In every ascetic morality man worships a part of himself as God and for that he needs to diabolize the other part.

There is no such thing as an exact synonym and no such thing as an unmixed motive.

Tonight the world is yours, as am I.

The only security of all is in a free press.