If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.

A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.

You can blow out a candle, but you cannot blow out a star.

Clary stopped dead in her tracks. "Simon?" "Oh, God," said Jace, sounding resigned. "And here I'd actually hoped I'd got hold of something interesting." -Clary and Jace pg. 114

Some is not a number. Soon is not a time.

If there is only empty space, with no suns nor planets in it, then space loses its substantiality.

If you want to become healthy, you have to surround yourself with a group of people that are getting healthy and you have to be connected to a community that is doing what you want to do.

But most importantly, we can all be donors. It does not matter how old you are, your race, where you live; all of us can give the gift of life.

We're not to follow our hearts, we're to guard our hearts.

But I've always tried to make the best of fear, then, because without fears there's no art.

The most erotic zone is the imagination.

Forbear to judge, for we are sinners all.