Al B. Sure! Quotes
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.
Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.
A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.
If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.
I want to be remembered as a man who was positive, who made a difference, and who walked in God's light.
Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time.
You have too take from each artist what works for you, and then create your own sound. You put different combinations in the mix and it becomes something unique in the end.
The enjoyment comes from knowing the receiver understands the spirit of the gift.
Gratitude can transform any situation. It alters your vibration moving you from negative energy to positive
I would like to thank the people who've brought me those dark moments, when I felt most wounded, betrayed. You have been my greatest teachers.
He leaned back in his seat throwing his hands behind his head
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When God blesses you with great opportunities in life
Sometimes in life our master will teach us and then test us like this. He will send the same painful circumstances to us over and over again until we no longer want what isn’t good for us
Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy man
While having one’s assertions challenged might be bad for an unintelligent man’s ego
He is hard, frozen ice cream and I am a weak spoon. What I've learned is this: You don't get much ice cream for all the hard work you put in, and the spoon ends up bent.
The sin we need to be concerned about is the sin in our own lives. It's the root of all human woe, the source of anguish.
Don't waste your time trying to understand why other people are happy with their choices
Sometimes kindness doesn’t beget anything but misery. My mother didn’t have to learn that until she was in her thirties
Permissiveness is the principle of treating children as if they were adults
If I knew then what I know now I guess it'd make no difference
God's will isn't hidden away like the myths and philosophies and knowledge of the world. Jesus told us openly and daily what his will for us is. Love one another.
It's not that I'm angry
When I hear somebody talk about a horse or cow being stupid
Beauty is looking backward and urging forward, and trying desperately to pay attention to the now.
Courage sometimes skips a whole generation
The best way to check what you want is to first imagine that you have nothing and then check if the thing you want really matters to you. Your priorities would change
God’s work.My work.God can find someone else to do my work.But no one can do God’s work.So, my work is to PRAY that God will do His work through my work.
I find out in a relationship each person should support each other
I am sensible that to own an inclination for a man is to put one's self wholly in his power
