You got a gun, you don't have to work out.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

I like the truth, even when it does trouble me.

You may not be able to change people’s Actions, but you can choose your own Reactions. Always react Positively and be Happy!

Purposefully spend time to better yourself

When all is said and done, and statesmen discuss the future of the world, the fact remains that people fight these wars.

If I'm collaborating with an artist I like to give them my point of view and if they don't want to take any of my recommendations it's fine, but it's hard otherwise.

I love the camaraderie of a writers' room.

The human heart is so delicate and sensitive that it always needs some tangible encouragement to prevent it from faltering in its labour.

There's hope at the bottom of the biggest waterfall." ~pg 426

Music is a very integral part of the film, but it will not be as full of music as a Bollywood film.

I'm difficult on every single level. I'm aware that I can be annoying.