You could do with losing a little bit of weight.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.

Everyone has their own purpose on this earth. It's up to you to figure out what your purpose in life is. No one can make that decision for you.

Sitting and looking at obstacles gives you nothing but dark circles. Stride for solutions.

Achieving success is your ability to eliminate the weakness and biases that are inherent within yourself

It's so thrilling. And not just the music. The Internet is changing the future of fund-raising. I'm thrilled by the potential.

I want to grow as an artist and I'm taking a step out, I want my music to mature.

I never did a thing in all my life, virtuous or otherwise that I didn't repent of within twenty-four hours.

When people live in accordance with Nature, the song of life becomes sweet.

I think more than 20 percent of Nobel Prizes have been won by Jews.

How body from spirit slowly does unwind, until we are pure spirit at the end.