You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

Nobody can keep on being angry if she looks into the heart of a pansy for a little while.

A book is the only true land of the free: within its borders, anything is possible

The spending in science and technology need to be to increased.

These television shows that have 14 shots of somebody looking at each other with the wind blowing through their hair drive me insane.

If it's something that reaches out and grabs me, I want to do it. I have a lot of trouble doing things that don't grab me. So, I'm not a very good actor in that way. I can't fake it.

There is nothing so costly as ignorance.

When we live the love of the Gospel out loud, a revolution will occur.

I have been given much, and so I want to give as much as I can.

Avowed work, even when uncongenial, is far less trying to patience than feigned pleasure.

We have found, in our country, that when people have the right to make decisions as close to home as possible, they usually make the right decisions.