You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor.

Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

I had a dream about you last night... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream.

Words stick, even when we don't want them to.

Don't you go to the movies?""Mostly just to eat popcorn in the dark.

Those who aim at great deeds must also suffer greatly.

It is the artist who is truthful and it is photography which lies, for in reality time does not stop

How many n-bombs are dropped? It depends on what I post.

World peace is no longer some pie-in-the-sky thing, because no single person or country is going to solve it on their own.

Remember Donald Trump had about $4 billion worth of free media, and Hillary Clinton has had about $2 billion, and we've had zero. I think it remarkable that we are standing where we are.

Abstract art is uniquely modern. It is a fundamentally romantic response to modern life - rebellious, individualistic, unconventional, sensitive, irritable.

Look to be treated by others as you have treated others.