A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor.

Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.

There are always answers. We just have to be smart enough.

Make sure your business is creating a service experience so good that it demands loyalty.

Life for me is just a result of experiments being performed by far more developed creatures.

Excuses are great, they come in handy in life. Except when they come between a relationship.

There were angry men confronting me and I caught the flashing of defiant eyes, but above me and within me, there was a spirit stronger than them all.

If you think I wear the cloak of filth, then let me tell you baby, I wear it real good.

And there the wicked witch stayed for a long long time.' Did she ever come out?' Not yet.

External pressure seems to produce internal unity.

It matters only that you manifest your genius; it doesn’t matter when. It’s never too late or too early.

Our assets walk out of the door each evening. We have to make sure that they come back the next morning.