Birthday Cake Quotes

Birthday Cake Quote of the day

Gotta get it, even if it's in the worse way. Got cake like everyday my birthday.

If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it.

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.

You can't say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.

Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off.

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.

I just celebrated my fourth birthday on the set, my fourth birthday cake. So it's been awhile and, you know, I grew up with these guys.

Death and life are, for most of us, too complex to comprehend, but Alex Lemon can pretty casually, accurately, and marvelously correlate them to heavy metal and birthday cake.

The waterfront without the Ferry Tower would be like a birthday cake without a candle.

Death smells like birthday cake.

Why this candle?Why this cake?The day of my birth is not today.I was born when you said, 'Hey.