You can measure a man's worth by the breed of person he throws out of his office.

Once a profound truth has been seen, it cannot be 'unseen'. There's no 'going back' to the person you were. Even if such a possibility did exist... why would you want to?

Everyone is normal until you get to know them.

As soon as you go into merchandising, everyone nods sagely and says, 'Ah, now we know why you are doing it.

Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint.

In my experience women are like cats. When you don't want them you can't get rid of them and when you do want them it's like trying to pick up lint with a magnet.

Because my work discusses feminism and disapproves of feminism, it is important from the leftist standpoint to destroy Dave Sim as an individual and to ignore his work.

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes, but one should always make new ones. Repeating mistakes is a hallmark of dim consciousness.

Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.

God grinds the axes he intends to use.

No publisher will ever pay you enough to successfully sue them.

Mixing old wine with new wine is stupidity, but mixing old wisdom with new wisdom is maturity.

the militay dont start wars, politicians start wars

It would be too easy to say that I feel invisible. Instead, I feel painfully visible, and entirely ignored.

That alone would be Eddie's triumph in all this

When I have a day off, I will have a day off.

Social Security has nothing to do with the deficit.

We try to reward people according to the value they create, value they create in society and for the company.

It's not just in politics that you can be a servant of the people, you can do it in so many other ways.

She had a way of seeing the beauty in others, even, and perhaps most especially, when that person couldn't see it in themselves.

What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.