Once a profound truth has been seen, it cannot be 'unseen'. There's no 'going back' to the person you were. Even if such a possibility did exist... why would you want to?

Everyone is normal until you get to know them.

As soon as you go into merchandising, everyone nods sagely and says, 'Ah, now we know why you are doing it.

Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint.

In my experience women are like cats. When you don't want them you can't get rid of them and when you do want them it's like trying to pick up lint with a magnet.

Because my work discusses feminism and disapproves of feminism, it is important from the leftist standpoint to destroy Dave Sim as an individual and to ignore his work.

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes, but one should always make new ones. Repeating mistakes is a hallmark of dim consciousness.

Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.

You can measure a man's worth by the breed of person he throws out of his office.

God grinds the axes he intends to use.

No publisher will ever pay you enough to successfully sue them.

If there's something that can be formulated, regulated, give you security, then nobody would lose money. Every movie would be successful. And that's certainly not the case.

Got something new , maybe it'll work before the end of the day if that's ok .

When a man who looks like Yoda hands you a prophecy, you have to respond.

In the world order, if the nagual dominates and not the tonal, then we'll live in times of fear and superstition.

Swift is the arrow, dark is the thorn, the slate is clean, the future awaits, awake.

I was a big fan of Super Troopers, so working with the Broken Lizard guys was so much fun.

I shun father and mother and wife and brother, when my genius calls me.

My communication with aliens is not verbal - we speak the language of light.

Genealogies are admirable things, provided they do not encourage the curious delusion that some families are older than others.

I thought of rhyme alone, For rhyme can beat a measure out of trouble And make the daylight sweet once more.