God grinds the axes he intends to use.

Once a profound truth has been seen, it cannot be 'unseen'. There's no 'going back' to the person you were. Even if such a possibility did exist... why would you want to?

Everyone is normal until you get to know them.

As soon as you go into merchandising, everyone nods sagely and says, 'Ah, now we know why you are doing it.

Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint.

In my experience women are like cats. When you don't want them you can't get rid of them and when you do want them it's like trying to pick up lint with a magnet.

Because my work discusses feminism and disapproves of feminism, it is important from the leftist standpoint to destroy Dave Sim as an individual and to ignore his work.

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes, but one should always make new ones. Repeating mistakes is a hallmark of dim consciousness.

Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.

You can measure a man's worth by the breed of person he throws out of his office.

No publisher will ever pay you enough to successfully sue them.

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

Why do you even have jewelry?" she asked. "You don't wear any." "It seems I acquired it for you.

Living with thieves, it would be a matter of moments before they picked the lock, but she certainly was not going to make it easy for them.

Dream BIG dreams! Only big dreams have the power to move your mind and spirit.

Life is where you're at. Whatever you're doing is enough. You don't need to do everything well all the time. When you live your life like that, it's a huge relief.

Trust that life is guiding you and showing you every step that is necessary to learn to be perfect. Have faith in yourself. You'll come through OK. Have faith in existence.

The works of nature first acquire a meaning in the commentaries they provoke.

I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.

Liars share with those they deceive the desire not to be deceived.

Butte was once a grand city. To me, that city is like one big stage for Edward Hopper. You could put your camera anywhere, and you felt you were looking at his paintings.