You can get real wacky on edibles.

There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.

It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'

We're [with Ilana Glazer] both totally upfront and proud feminists. We're not being all secretive about it. I feel like we're pretty blatant in our approach.

I feel like a feminist is gender equality.

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything.

Everyone in New York is fluid and thinking and inspiring each other.

Take this drink as a token of my disrepute and spin that hay tonight and tomorrow it will be shining golden bright in whatever heavy delirious weave you wish to make.

Novels can tell us so much about life. They have the power to enrich our own lives in so many different ways. They're not just for entertaining us, although that would be enough.

First I was 'angry,' then 'spiritual.' Now I don't know what I am.

Resistance is the secret of joy!

I'm big on the inside, which makes up for a lot.

I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am most certain of the first time.

Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing.

We are bipedal apes, and it should not be surprising to see that fact reflected in the way our ancestors lived.

If you do not decide to be happy, very few people can make you happy. If you decide to be happy, very few people can make you unhappy.

Life is one long struggle between conclusions based on abstract ways of conceiving cases, and opposite conclusions prompted by our instinctive perception of them.