If you do not decide to be happy, very few people can make you happy. If you decide to be happy, very few people can make you unhappy.

We must move as quickly as possible to a one-world government; a one-world religion; under a one world leader.

To forgive is the highest, most beautiful form of love. In return, you will receive untold peace and happiness.

Keep the warmth of the sun in your heart.

What the world needs most is openness: Open hearts, open doors, open eyes, open minds, open ears, open souls.

Think with your heart. See with your heart. Hear with your heart. Feel with your heart. Act with your hear. Speak with your heart. For love is the highest, most powerful, durable human capacity.

Use every letter you write Every conversation you have Every meeting you attend To express your fundamental beliefs and dreams Affirm to others the vision of the world you want

Spirituality is a flower with a thousand petals: every act, every thought, every talk, every movement of our heart is a part of it.

Help me always to speak the truth quietly, to listen with an open mind when others speak, and to remember the peace that may be found in silence.

Dream always of a peaceful, warless, disarmed world.

The example of parents is the greatest teacher. Parents must stand out as models of happiness to their children.

Have you ever met someone for the first time, but in your heart you feel as if you’ve met them before?

If the world is saved, it will not be saved by old minds with new programs but by new minds with no programs at all.

Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list.

I couldn't get used to the community and social life of a theatrical set designer.

My wife and I take what we call our Friday comedy day off. We watch standup comics on TV. The raunchier the better. We love Eddie Izzard.

All the birds love Touche Eclat. It's a (concealer) pen that gets rid of eye bags. But I'm quite happy otherwise. I train a lot.

Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. Possibly one with kittens.

There's just something about me and my persona that's a little bit bigger than life and ridiculous at times.

Cows run away from the storm while the buffalo charges toward it - and gets through it quicker. Whenever I’m confronted with a tough challenge, I do not prolong the torment, I become the buffalo.